"Tasteful" humor! Give the wife of the newly retired guy just the tool she needs, Gourmet Training Treats for Retired Husbands. An amusing gift that will be the hit of the retirement party. The back of the box has a comical printed "Reward Guide" chart to get his training started along with several "satisfied customer testimonials." (You really can teach old "dogs" new tricks.) This fun retirement gift is great for a lot of laughs at the retirement party and perfect for the wife managing a retiring man with too much time on his hands.
The candy maker's motto: "TREAT HIM LIKE A KING - TRAIN HIM LIKE AN OLD DOG."
The box packaging makes additional claims: "For the Retired Husband with time on his hands, who's driving his wife crazy with all his demands, she won't have to nag him to get through this phase, just dole out the training treats for the first few days!
Check out the "before" and "after" picture. Results may vary.
Net. Wt. 8 oz. Serving size: 3 pieces (17 g); servings per container: About 13. Packaged similar to Training Treats for New Husbands.