Plastic Silverware - Service for Eight
When planning your special get-togethers don’t forget the essentials:
Plastic Cutlery. Disposable or reusable 24 piece set (8 forks, 8 knives,
8 spoons) in color choices of clear, pink or blue make them perfect
for just about any occasion or color scheme. More
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Happy Birthday Party Snack Picks
These birthday party snack picks are as bright and cheerful as the special
day they celebrate. "Happy Birthday" is printed boldly on these colorful
snack picks that can be used for treats on hors d'oeuvre trays, to decorate
cupcakes, or to decorate the big cake itself. More
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R.I.P. Party Snack Picks
Get in a little "dig" at the guest of honor with this tombstone-shaped
birthday party pick. Whether the birthday "boy" or "girl" is 30 or 90,
he or she will get a kick out of this party snack pick. More Info
Sweet Station Cupcake Stand / Centerpiece
Cupcakes are BIG!!! A sweet station stand allows the hostess be creative
in serving a variety of cupcakes and other desserts, something for everyone!
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30, 40, 50 Design Sugar Cubes
Happy Birthday! You can be sweetly sarcastic with these unique 30, 40,
or 50 Design Sugar Cubes. More Info
Age 40 or 50 Humor Book
You're only as old as you feel, so feel young: laugh! Celebrate aging
with either a "40 Happens" or "50 Happens" Humor Book. The brightly
designed cover reads "Face the Facts... (40 or 50) Happens! Humor Book"
in bold lettering. More
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"OLD!!" Age Birthday Sash
Hey, at least you won't be telling anyone the age of the birthday celebrant
- now THAT would be RUDE! Drape this festive sash over the shoulder
of the ancient one and let the good times roll. More Info

Birthday Queen Sash
Draw attention to the Birthday
Queen with our colorful foil sash. Drape this festive sash over the
birthday girl's shoulder and watch her grin from ear to ear.
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"OVER-THE-HILL" Playing Cards in Personalized Tin
All hands on deck for an "age old" birthday favor extraordinaire! We're
flush with excitement over these royally cool cards packaged in a 3"
silver tin with a customized label on the lid. More Info

Birthday Playing Cards in Personalized Tin
All hands on deck for a birthday party favor extraordinaire! (Now with
52 times more playing-power than the average favor!) With a choice of
several personalized designs, you'll be flush with excitement over these
royally cool cards. More Info
Birthday Party Scratch Off Game Cards
Mega-popular lottery style tickets are the hit of any birthday party!
Great for ages 5-105, these scratch off game cards are as cool as they
are hot. More Info
Over-the-Hill Birthday Party Scratch Off Game Cards
Wildy popular, hilariously funny lottery style scratch off game cards
especially for "senior" party goers. Winner finds the fountain of youth
- others reveal "old age" gag gifts and win laughs. More
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Birthday Candle Fire Extinguisher
One too many candles on ye old birthday cake this year? Before burning
down the house, check out this handy, dandy gag gift: The Birthday Blaze
Blaster "fire extinguisher." More Info
Tuxedo Heart Corkscrew
Turn on the charm with this cleverly designed chrome "bow-tie" heart
corkscrew which makes a useful gift that guests will appreciate for
years to come. More Info
Heart-Shaped Bottle Stopper
Heart-stopping appeal makes this premium favor-gift a real "corker!"
Fabulous, functional, quality made stainless steel and rubber stopper
fits nearly any bottle from wine to olive oil, balsamic vinegar to cooking
sherry. More Info
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"One More Candle/Get Over It" Birthday Party Ensemble
Once you reach a certain age, birthdays sometimes lose their charm.
That is exactly why we offer the One More Candle/Get Over It Birthday
Party Ensemble, a blending of two classic Hallmark lines. This collection
includes everything needed to humorously remind the guest of honor that
he or she is "Over-The-Hill". The predominant color of the partyware
is black, but the theme is decidedly lighthearted. The collection features
all of the usual birthday motifs, including brightly-colored birthday
candles, but they are offset with a black background along with joking
jabs at aging. Some of the items are specifically customized for the
particular age of the guest of honor who is turning 30, 40, 50, or 60
years old.
Might as well laugh, it's just a number! Right?
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"What's one more candle?" Birthday Party
Luncheon Plates
#751DPL2770
$3.25 - package of 8
Set a lighthearted mood for the party with this brightly-colored
luncheon plate. This paper plate is large enough (8 3/4" diameter)
to handle dinner portions but you don't need to wash it when the
party is over! The plate will definitely stand up to seconds and
sets the joking tone for the birthday "boy" or "girl" with the
phrase: "What's one more candle?" one of a series of good-natured
one-liners coming on the rest of the matching partyware.

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Get Over It "Notice
how the light..." Birthday Party Luncheon Plates
#751DPL2793
$3.25 - package of 8
This alternative luncheon plate sets a lighthearted mood for the
birthday party and can be alternated with the "One More Candle"
plate or chosen instead. The birthday party paper plate is large
enough (8 3/4" diameter) to handle dinner portions but you don't
need to wash it when the party is over! The plate will definitely
stand up to seconds and sets the joking tone for the birthday
"boy" or "girl" with the phrase: "Notice how the light plays off
the wrinkles." one of a series of good-natured one-liners highlighted
on the rest of the matching partyware.

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"What's One More Candle?" Birthday
Party Dessert Plates
#751PL2770
$2.75 - package of 8
These over the hill themed birthday party paper plates carry on
the humorous birthday party theme with age-related wisecracks.
The hefty 6 3/4" dessert paper plate features more candles and
quips, and adds additional chuckles to the party mix with the
line: "What's one more candle?"

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Get Over It
"Don't Go Toward The Light" Birthday Party Dessert Plates
#751PL2793
$2.75 - package of 8
These 6 3/4" birthday party dessert plates keep serving up the
laughs with pointed digs at the "maturity-impaired" on a paper
plate that features more candles and quips. Mix up the zingers
with the phrase: "Don't go toward the light!" The guest of honor
will eventually need to blow out the birthday candles, however.

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"What's one more candle?" Birthday Party
Luncheon Napkins
#751LUN2770
$3.50 - package of 16
Keep the good times rolling with these wisecracking birthday party
luncheon napkins. The absorbent 2-ply napkins measure 12 11/16"
x 12 13/16" unfolded and continue the black background theme,
this time featuring bright birthday candles all aglow with the
joke: "What's one more candle?"

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"Yep, you're old..." Birthday
Party Luncheon Napkins
#751LUN2793
$3.50 - package of 16
These birthday party luncheon napkins take another poke at old
age while keeping the mood light. The pattern continues the black
theme but is offset with a bright border and the advice: "Yep,
you're old. Get over it." These thick and thirsty 2-ply napkins
measure 12 11/16" x 12 13/16" unfolded.

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"What's one more candle?" Birthday
Party Beverage Napkins
#751BEV2770
$3.00 - package of 16
These beverage napkins carry on the "over the hill" theme with
a black background and bright birthday candles. The 2-ply napkins
coordiante with the dessert plates for birthday cake or with the
cold beverage in the matching cups. The absorbent napkins measure
9 3/4" x 9 3/4" unfolded and repeat the message "What's one more
candle?"

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"Still
hot... if flashes count!" Birthday Party Beverage Napkins
#751BEV2793
$3.00 - package of 16
These beverage napkins gently rib the birthday girl with the not-so-subtle
reminder that the years are passing. The 2-ply napkins are a perfect
complement to the dessert plates for birthday cake. Napkins measure
9 3/4" x 9 3/4" unfolded and feature a large candle with a big
flame and the message "Still hot.if flashes count!"

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"Welcome
to the black-socks-with-sandals years" Birthday Party Beverage
Napkins
#751BEV2794
$3.00 - package of 16
Announce to all of the men in the crowd that "Black is in!" Everyone
says that wearing black is a fashion statement, but these beverage
napkins push that style to the limit by announcing "Welcome to
the black-socks-with-sandals years." The 2-ply napkins are perfect
with the dessert plates for cake and coordiante well with the
matching cups. The absorbent napkins measure 9 3/4" x 9 3/4" unfolded.

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"So old, yet
so lifelike!" Birthday Party Beverage Napkins
#751BEV2795
$3.00 - package of 16
Serve up one more dig when you pass out these beverage napkins
with the cold one of your choice. A long row of colorful birthday
candles on a black background lights up the phrase "So old, yet
so lifelike!" The 2-ply napkins are perfect for birthday cake
or with the cold beverage of your choice. The absorbent napkins
measure 9 3/4" x 9 3/4" unfolded.

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One More Candle Birthday Party
Beverage Cups
#751DC2770
$3.00 - package of 8
Most birthday party cups can't hold a candle to these generous
cold beverage containers. The 5"-tall, black cups hold 16 ounces
and are decorated with bright candles. To keep everyone's drink
in the right hands, stick on appropriate unique cup labels. Instead
of names, guests can keep track of their cups by sticking on labels
with aging ailments like: creaking bones, joint pain, bifocals,
etc. The laughs will overflow.

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"Get Over It" Beverage Cup Labels
#751FVR2793
$1.50 package of 12
Help your guests keep track of their beverage cups with these
humorous stick-on labels that follow the aging theme. The labels
list individual ailments that those of a certain age are prone
to. Guests can remember that their cup is labeled: bunions, bad
back, creaking bones, or any of 12 ailments listed in each pack
of stickers.

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"Drool happens" Sippy Cup
#751TPG4646
$3.25 each
It's a fully-functioning "sippy" cup just like the grandkids use,
but that doesn't mean you have to put milk in it! Everyone will
get a laugh out of this cup for the guest of honor, imprinted
with "Drool happens." Like the junior version, this cup will not
spill, and you don't need a napkin after you use it! An added
safety feature: two handles for better control. The cup is 4"
tall, dishwasher safe, and holds 8 ounces of any beverage.

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One More Candle Birthday Party
Invitations
#751INV2770
$3.50 - package of 8
When your guests receive these birthday party invitations they
might have a clue about the theme of the day. The cards are decorated
with two rows of brightly colored candles, and there are a lot
of them. That's the clue, along with the black background. Inside
the host or hostess will find lines for the necessary information
such as honoree, date, time, and place. Package of eight 4" x
5" cards contains eight white envelopes.

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One More Candle Birthday Party Centerpiece
#751CPH2770
$3.50 each
Accent your tables with these appropriately dark birthday party
centerpieces. These black centerpieces are the perfect focal point
for this "you're old" birthday party theme. The three-tiered "dark
tower" mimics a black birthday cake and is topped with a "halo"
of brightly printed candles and the theme of the day: "What's
one more candle?" Customize the centerpiece with a milestone birthday
candle band highlighting the age of the honoree: (30, 40, 50,
or 60) or choose a plain band with candles only, for everyone
in between those ages. The centerpiece stands 14 1/2" tall and
is 9" in diameter at the base.

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One More Candle Birthday Party Table
Cover
#751TBL2770
$5.50 each
Keep your tables clean and protected with this sturdy, plastic,
water-repellent table cover decorated with hundreds of brightly-colored
birthday candles on a black and white background. The table cover
is the perfect accessory for quick cleanup, too. Just pick up
the ends, paper plates, cups, and all, when the party is over.
What could be simpler? Table cover is 4 1/2' x 8 1/2'.

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One More Candle Birthday Party Confetti
#751CNF2770
$2.50 per 2/3 oz. bag
The finishing touch for any table at a birthday party means confetti,
and this confetti completes the atmosphere with black disks, cutout
candles, and the recurring phrase "What's one more candle?" The
disks range in size between 1 1/2" and 1". Candle cutouts are
1".

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"Get Over It" Ailments & Afflictions
Bingo
#751GAM2793
$5.75 each
Bingo--it's the classic "old folks" game! Bingo has kept the blue-haired
ladies and chrome-domed geezers entertained for generations. Now
it's your turn. This is bingo with a twist. Match the tokens to
the ailments as the caller names the spot to cover. Instead of
letters and numbers, players listen for ailments of the aged such
as, "arthritis," "creaking bones," "stiff neck," and others. Full
of laughs for everyone. Set includes 8 game cards, 4 sheets of
tokens, and 1 sheet of calling cards.

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One More Candle/Get Over It Birthday
Banner
#751BNR2770
$4.50 each
This attention-getting banner tells the world the guest of honor's
age with a personalized birthday greeting: "Happy (30th, 40th,
50th, or 60th) Birthday" with letters 7" high. The banner is 10'
long and the message is spelled in glittery, black-bordered, cutout
letters securely strung together with strong, nearly-invisible
monofilament thread. If the honoree is somewhere in between the
milepost birthdays, simply omit the sticker for the specific birthday.
No assembly required and easy to display, simply tie or tape the
two ends way up high!

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Get Over It Birthday Party Wall
Decorations
#751DEK2793
$4.50 package of 4
Everyone will enjoy the joke when they see these birthday party
wall decorations. The pack of four decorations includes cardboard
posters decorated in black with colorful birthday candles. The
posters come with advice and commentary with phrases like "Don't
go toward the light," "Old to the Bone," and "Yep, you're old.
Get over it." The final decoration is printed like the eye test
at the optometrist with increasingly small letters that spell
out: "U are really, really old" and then at the very bottom in
tiny letters: "If you can read this eye chart, you're doing pretty
good for an old geezer." Fun and laughs for everyone. The posters
vary in size with the largest measuring 8" x 10".

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Get Over It Temporary Birthday Party
Tattoos
#751TPG3133
$3.50 package of two sheets
Your Mom said you could get a tattoo when you were older. Well,
now's your chance-you're old! These temporary tattoos come in
a variety of age-appropriate sayings like: Official Antique, Geezer
Power, Old-Timer, and Colossal Fossil. Simple to apply and loads
of fun, they only last three to five days. Tattoos are approximately
1" x1" and may be removed sooner with adhesive tape. Two sheets
of tattoos.

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