Flamingo Retirement Pens
Think ink... think pink... Think pink Flamingo ink pens! Google-eyed, feather topped, real working ink pens with humorous FREE gift tag. More Info

Official Retiree's Decision Maker Spinning Button
Just another day in paradise... oh, but what to do?! Make it easy on yourself. Take a spin with our Official Retiree's Decision Maker and never stress over a decision again! More Info

"Happy Retirement!" Partyware A boat load of treasures for the whole crew as the captain of industry sets sail on an ocean of new possibilities.   "Happy Retirement!" Paper Plates $3.25 - pack of 8 It's "bon voyage" to the 9-to-5 world with streamers and confetti design 8" dessert/snack plates. View Larger Image "Happy Retirement!" Paper Cups $3.25 - pack of 8 A toast to the host who discovers this new world of matching hot/cold 9 oz. beverage cups. View Larger Image "Happy Retirement!" Beverage Napkins $3.25 - pack of 16 Ride a tidal wave of enthusiasm with festive beverage size party napkins. View Larger Image "Happy Retirement!" Centerpiece $3.25 - each Show that loyal employee he or she was the center of the work world. Sweeter than honeycomb table decoration measures 9 1/2 ". View Larger Image "Happy Retirement!" Banner $3.95 - each It's a red letter day...and a green letter, and a blue letter...Put them all together they spell HAPPY RETIREMENT! 8' x 7" banner. View Full Banner "Happy Retirement!" Metallic Balloons $3.00 - each Balloons ready set sail around the world in "ahoy matey" daze! 18" two-sided metallic balloon. A "yacht" of fun. View Larger Image "Happy Retirement!" Latex Balloons $2.50 - pack of 6 Global warming or just a lot of hot air? Retire your cares and use helium or good old H2O when you inflate these 12" "Happy Retirement" imprinted latex balloons. View Larger Image "Happy Retirement!" Confetti $2.25 - per package All hands on deck...and on this fun to strew, irresistible to toss confetti. Sparkling half ounce package includes colorful "Happy Retirement" cutouts and red square doo-dads. (Just remember there will be one less person around to help clean up!) View Larger Image View Packaged View Larger Image "Happy Retirement!" Party Hats $3.25 pack of 8 You deserve it! Throw a retirement party everyone will envy - and make sure you have party hats! Cone-shaped and made of cardboard with elastic chin strap, these retirement party hats are just the thing for a momentous celebration. They are a fun touch that will make everyone smile!