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"Shoestring Retirement Kit" Gag Gift
$7.50 each
What? You say your cousin Louie gets to retire before you? Curb
that little green monster by tickling it's funny bone. Just think,
thanks to you cousin Louie can downscale his living quarters (to
a shoe box) and get by on a (shoestring) budget, while building
unlimited potential income (selling pencils) on (the corner of)
Wall Street. The sunglasses and tin cup? We're sure cousin Louie
wouldn't stoop so low as to fraudulently pass himself off as visually
impaired. The future Donald Trump may need to go incognito sometimes,
right? "Shoestring Retirement Kit" (boxed) includes: tin cup,
1 pencil, sunglasses and 1 pair of shoestrings.
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